Oh how I laughed...

I found this joke posted in one of my groups on Cafe Mom today and I HAD to share.

It made me laugh. Fortunately I do NOT have this kind of husband, but the Batman reference certainly added to the humor of it for me!

Married Life

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men....that night all three decided to wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos, and masks over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! That night we met in his office I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night and I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'